I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I just saw a hot homeless man
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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