he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
We have started to decorate penises.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Randomize
