can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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