Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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