Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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