You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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