Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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