real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
