I wish life had little blips of pornography
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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