I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Randomize