Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
ok first of all what the fuck
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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