this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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