Having a random hookup so left but love u
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
3 2 1 whiskey
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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