all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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