he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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