Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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