Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
