Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Farmville is her only friend.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
