Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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