Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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