He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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