found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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