Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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