i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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