just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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