Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
