it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Randomize
