ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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