it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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