Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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