found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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