so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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