I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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