just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize
