There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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