I am puke
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Randomize
