Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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