I can tuck mytits in my pants
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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