worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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