he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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