Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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