I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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