Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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