Tell her she can't have a vagina
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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