honey bunches of taint.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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