yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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