Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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