Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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