week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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