I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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