I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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