If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
