The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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