Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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